Now he just looks at me and rolls his eyes. His latest words to me after I told him that Crystal Light and Ritz crackers are banned were, "You're not going to stop shaving your legs are you?"
Don't worry sweetie, I'll keep shaving my legs.
I promise I will not:
- Tie myself to a tree in some kind of protest
- Take our kids to a holistic-type pediatrician who does not vaccinate (our choice to vaccinate; please no nasty comments on the perils of vaccinations)
- Start making our clothes out of hemp
- Make you eat vegan